10 of the most embarrassing things people’s toddlers have said in public

“I just had a BIG poo! And it had PEANUTS in it!”

Kids, famously, say the funniest things – but sometimes they can leave their parents in thoroughly awkward situations.

Reddit user chtoupe11 asked the question: “What is the most embarrassing thing your toddler said out loud in public?”

Here are some of the best answers.

1. Cold beer

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2. No food

3. Drink all the time

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4. Who farted?

5. Cigarettes for mommy

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6. Hey mister

7. Bad lady

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8. Not a virgin

9. Peanuts

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10. All you ever want