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5 things you can name after your ex this Valentine’s Day

5 things you can name after your ex this Valentine’s Day

5 things you can name after your ex this Valentine’s Day

2019-02-12 20:59 Last Updated At:21:03

Nothing tells a former partner exactly how you feel like naming having a venomous snake named after them.

For anyone harbouring a grudge against an ex, there are a wealth of ways to express your feelings this Valentine’s Day.

While doing physical harm to a former significant other is generally frowned upon, there’s nothing to stop you giving their name to a hapless insect, for example, and tossing it to a hungry animal before letting nature take its course.

Here are some of the other vengeful things you can do in your ex’s name on February 14.

Tell your ex exactly what you think of them by having a cockroach named after them, thanks to the romantics at El Paso Zoo in Texas.

You can then watch live on Facebook as keepers feed your ex’s creepy crawly namesake to a meerkat. Simples.

If there’s something fishy about your ex, this might be the one for you.

For around £15 you can pay to give a salmon your ex’s name and then watch as it’s tossed to a hungry bear by staff at Oregon’s Wildlife Images Rehabilitation & Education Centre.

At the Richmond Wildlife Centre, it’s worms and beetles being given the treatment.

“For that truly terrible ex, make a $5 donation and name a hornworm after your ex and watch that horned devil be devoured,” the centre wrote in a Facebook post.

“​Your worthless ex can finally do something nice – their namesake helping us to feed the animals in our care.”

If you’ve got no real desire to see your ex devoured by some sharp-toothed predator but still want them to know exactly what you think of them, you could take the approach of getting a snake named after them.

That offer comes courtesy of Wild Life Sydney Zoo, and to add a bit spice the reptile in question is a deadly venomous brown snake.

 
 
 
 
 
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If a cupcake seems to lack some of the spite of a cockroach or a snake, make sure you pay attention to the video.

As well as a delicious sweet snack with your ex’s name on it, this Heart Broken gift set from Mr Cupcakes also comes with a gold-plated chocolate hammer with which to exact some sweet, cathartic revenge. Smashing!

LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Screen Actors Guild Awards are now called the Actor Awards.

The show commonly known as the SAG Awards will officially become the Actor Awards presented by SAG-AFTRA in its next incarnation on March 1, when Netflix will stream the ceremony as it has since 2023.

The move was announced Friday to the board of SAG-AFTRA, the union that presents the awards and represents U.S. film and television actors among others.

The SAG Awards began in 1995 to annually recognize performances in movies and primetime TV. They have become an increasingly prominent part of Hollywood's awards season, in part because all of its nominees and winners tend to be famous faces. It generally comes just before the Academy Awards and is considered a key Oscar bellwether.

SAG-AFTRA explained the change on its website:

"Since the show started over 30 years ago, our iconic statuette has always been called The Actor, and simply evolving the show’s name to align with the award itself made obvious sense. We wanted to provide clearer recognition in terms of what the show is about for our domestic and global audiences – we honor actors in film and television."

The organization said the change has been discussed for some time, but didn't get more specific.

FILE - The Actor statue on display at the 30th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on Feb. 24, 2024, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, File)

FILE - The Actor statue on display at the 30th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on Feb. 24, 2024, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, File)

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